What You Should Bring When You Come to Thailand

Nothing. You should wear a throwaway set of crap clothes, and buy ten new pairs of everything when you get to Kao San. You can buy whatever you want here. You can literally buy fake IDs on the street, college diplomas, throwing stars, brass knuckles, sarongs, dresses, breathable shirts, Calvin Klein rip off underwear, earplugs, power adapters, books, jewelry of …

From Koh Tao to Kao San

Kao San is the kind of place where a pre-teen girl sells you flowers but you can’t tell how much they are because the clashing music systems drown her voice out. When she comes up to me, I just shrug and shake my head. She pouts her lip out, and I pout mine out, then push my tongue up towards …